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Super Straight

After straight people who dont date trans people were accused of being transphobic, they created Super Straight. Which incorporates only dating biological girls. This way, it’s a sexuality, not a preference, and should be respected. As it would be Superphobic to not agree. Example:

Guy 1: Hey! Do you think you’d date a trans girl?
Guy 2: No man, I only like girls who were born girls. I’m super straight.
Guy 1: Isn’t that transphobic?
Guy 2: No, because I’m only attracted to them. It’s apart of my sexuality. Super Straight.

Guy 1: Ooooh okay, I respect your coming out.
Guy 2: Thank you!

by SuperStraightMonkey March 6, 2021

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super straight

super straight = transphobic, don’t trust these people

someone: hey did you hear that alex came out as super straight?
somebody else: sadly yes, it means that he’s transphobic. btw im genderfluid

someone: ah alex is so dump. i support you!

by tyleretta November 22, 2021

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Super straight

An idiot who gets no girls/guys and is homophobic. They are also most likely a trumpie

Melissa: hey what’s your sexuality?
Joe: I’m super straight!
Chris: you’ve got to be kidding me...
Jen: oh so you’re homophobic-
Joe: nah I’m just kidding, I’m just straight because super straight isn’t a sexuality.
Melissa: thank god.
Jen: yeah, I was worried there.

by Idkjustsomebodyrandom April 4, 2021

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Super Straight

People who say they are "super straight" are transphobic and weirdos. Like why does it matter what someone have in pants? Y'all are really weird and super transphobic. Stop that.

Bigot: M-mom... i'm super straight...

A person with more than one IQ: Get the hell out of my house transphobe.

by frogsareepic May 11, 2021

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Straight Edge

Someone who is not, under the influence of drugs and alcohol.

"Holy shit that kid is straight edge."

"Yea bro, thats Brian Martinez!"

by KidKuprisun August 15, 2011

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pissing straight mustard

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow

Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard

by potatoman501 November 17, 2019


Straight Edge

Straight edge was invented by a song from the band Minor Threat in the early 80's. It was all started by one line in a 45 second song, I've got the straight edge. It was invented in Washington DC and was brought up to Boston by a guy named Al Bareal he invented hardline. Straight edge has three simple rules no drinking, no drugs, and no smoking. Hardline is much like straight edge but has more rules than just no drinking, no smoking, and no drugs. No caffine, have to be a vegetarian or vegan, no sex unless it's procreation, no imported chocolate, no porn, no masterbating are some of the other rules. There are two types of straight edge lifestyles the positive an the militant. Boston is known for it's militant type edge, Boston Beatdown. Straight Edge is a lifestyle not a label. It is a new generation. Here is the real history and def of straight edge.

There is no example either your straight edge or not

by xSLADEx February 10, 2010

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