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Derogatory term : A cup of tea or hot beverage offered to a visitor without a biscuit or accompanying snack.
1: The tight sod didn’t even offer us a biscuit!
2: Oh… an English cup of tea?
Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"
The act of preforming a teabag, with the scrotum fully in ones mouth. then urinating on the face of the teabagged
You got the Boston Tea Party last night!? How do you feel about yourself?
Response to what's up. Alternative expression is "hard dicks and helicopters"
Person 1: "what's up"
Person 2: "the price of tea in China"
A thing that was stolen from the stans by James Charles and Shane Dawson so all of the locals use it now to look cool.
"Whats the tea sis," said LoCAl, "Uhhhh LoCAl you're such a local," said sTAn.
The act of fucking a bitch, upon ejaculating into a cup of tea, mix that shit up, and as she drinks the tea, kick her in the throat like a motherfucking kangaroo.
I was railing Stace last night, and I thought I would be a gentleman and have her an Australian Tea Party.
one who sips mad tea, take their sweet ass time, and is more of a diva then women are.
sean is such a tea sippin diva, he stay sippin that tea 24/7