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When a female is a lesbian and she enjoys oral/jointal intercourse with another female or male anus.
"Dude I can't even sit right.. she stirs the tea so intensely to me at night"
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When you take a piss and then a shit, the shit will take the yellowness from the piss and turn it brown making it look like lemon ice tea.
Gee I really needed to take a piss, and then shit came out as well which made the toilet water look like lemon ice tea.
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Dark colored tea, most Irish people have had it before. Has quite a bit of caffeine.
Girl: My favorite drink is black Irish tea.
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Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"
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The act of preforming a teabag, with the scrotum fully in ones mouth. then urinating on the face of the teabagged
You got the Boston Tea Party last night!? How do you feel about yourself?
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Response to what's up. Alternative expression is "hard dicks and helicopters"
Person 1: "what's up"
Person 2: "the price of tea in China"
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A thing that was stolen from the stans by James Charles and Shane Dawson so all of the locals use it now to look cool.
"Whats the tea sis," said LoCAl, "Uhhhh LoCAl you're such a local," said sTAn.
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