When you go on a trail and you take a fat wet diarrhea shit, you then realize that you cannot wipe, luckily your in the forest so you use the leaves. However, you still don't feel very clean, you then remember you have a mask, so you wipe with the mask. After this whole time you need to piss, so you go back to your shit and piss in the shit.
Dude B- Yo, what's up.
Dude- I'm pulling an Alex.
Dude B- Gross! Can I watch?
Pulling an alex:
Pulling an alex is when you or your friend runs away from you when you are fighting enemies.
When your friend leaves you to fight alone he is pulling an alex
A term used to describe a pedophile who enjoys dogging.
Person 1: Did you hear that John is a Just Alex?
Person 2: That's worse than being a pedophile!
The big chungoid of the human world
Gosh alex burnett really is big chungoid
The human equivalent of big chungus
Woow alex burnett is really big chungus
The big chungus of the human world
Gosh alex burnett is really a big chungus
Truly a fine specimen of mankind. A true miracle that he evens exists in this pathetic world. He will undo your mortal coil. The only way you can stay away from him eternal pain is by calling him, daddy or god.
Person 1: Is that Alex Dillon?
Person 2: Do not speak his name for his vengeance and wrath will be upon you.