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Nanyang Technological University (NTU) is the second oldest university in Singapore and one of the most prestigious universities in Asia and on global metrics. The only thing she's better at than the National University of Singapore (NUS) is her engineering programs and students who aren't peeping toms.
By day, monkeys from the nearby jungle roam the halls stealing shoes and food from homeless undergraduates crying over useless ICC modules and unrelenting exams. By night, you can see students trying to bid for modules on a school website called STARS running on archaic digital infrastructure from a university that calls itself a technological university. Oh, you can also hear students having sex in their rooms.
Friend 1: Happy graduation bro! How was life like studying at Nanyang Technological University?
Friend 2: Thank you, brother. NTU was a very enriching experience and offered me an unparalleled education for my degree. I could have never asked for a better college.
Friend 1: Good to hear. I can't help but notice that you shaved your hair as well?
Friend 2: Oh no, my hair all fell out while trying to bid for classes on STARS.
The “poshest” university in the world, located in the town of cirencester full of toffs who live off mummy and daddy’s money and simply drink the shite out of their livers. Leading over Harper Adams University which no one has ever heard of
“Rah, how many acres do you own” - over heard from most Royal Agriculture University
“Reva keen?”- every Royal Agriculture university on Mondays and Wednesdays
“Shall we go shooting?” - Typical Royal Agricultural University Students
(soon to be) Home of 4 parks; Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, Volcano Bay, and Epic Universe. Known for their innovative rides, great treatment of staff, and overuse of screens.
Universal Orlando Resort opens Epic Universe... Sometime in the future.
Stop calling us a party school it's dead on the weekends unless you're in a frat (and even then only PIKE is the only one where people get wonky sloshed). At least we're not Central. We're good at any sport that has a stick in it (hockey/golf) and also football. It snows a lot but at least you know when it's coming. Great professors who know how to teach and know how to prepare you for tests. Overall it's a good university for what you're paying and it's pretty easy to get in (not as easy as GVSU, Oakland, or SVSU but north of 80 percent nonetheless). People who go to school here care a whole lot more about it than at a metropolitan area university in this state.
Person 1: Ferris State University is the worst school in Michigan!
Person 2: You just say that cuz you go to Central and you want to feel less stupid than me. GO DAWGS!
Person 1: hey whats the biggest thing in the universe
Person 2: your mom
This is an alternate to "Oh my God!" for agnostic and atheistic folks. The acronym is omu or OMU.
Oh my Universe! Did you hear what happened yesterday?
This can't be real. Oh my Universe! What will we ever do?
This is some bullshit, oh my Universe.
A place for the homeless, dirty and frustrated ones and also it is another home for animals. NOTE: the other name for Ambrose Ali University is called REFUGEE CAMP
Son: mom I want to go to the university...
Mom: but we don't have money to pay for things you will need as a student...
Son: mom don't worry my friend told me of a university that accept the frustrated and homeless ones
Mom:what is the name of the university
Son: Ambrose Ali University
Mom: wow, get ready son .. we're going there next week