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Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.

She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.

by bigstraightfollowing July 18, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


can you quack like a duck

The retching noise made when having deep throat oral sex.

"Can you quack like a duck?" I asked whilst unzipping my file with an evil gleam in my japs eye...

by Hoverbacon September 21, 2015

12๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


can I get 'em?

A stupid nigger thing where some coon grabs your neck. has absolutely no meaning, and is the stupidest thing ever.

White Boy: *sitting in desk*
Nigger: Can I get 'em?
White Boy: What? OWWW!

by JESUS FUCKING CHRIST December 14, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


So easy Chris can do it

The equivalent of saying "So easy a cave man can do it." Phrase used to describe an easy task. This phrase originated from Maine. Chris is someone from Maine who looks like a caveman.

Geico auto insurance, you can save 15% in 15 minutes. So easy Chris can do it.

by Troy Wojtaszek November 27, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


YOU CAN NEVER FIGHT A GHOST

Ghost: something is over and done with; a past that can't be changed; the invisible enemy or something that you can't get a grasp or see; something more spiritual than physical.

YOU CAN NEVER FIGHT A GHOST means:
1.If something is over and done with, you can't keep on fighting it, because it is over. If someone has died, it would be futile for their loved ones to try to keep them alive (which is obviously impossible).
2. You can't fight or overcome an invisible enemy or something that you can't get a grasp on (because ghosts are transparent).
3.You can never fight something that you can't see. Marry a Widow...you'll find that her late husband was a saint...no matter what she said while he was alive.
4.You can't change the past.
5.You cannot fight against someone or something that is more spiritual than physical...for example, you can't defeat a martyr
6. You can't change the past, what mistakes were made, etc just learn from them and try not to make the same ones again

It's over, man. You can never fight a ghost!

by ino0 October 7, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Get in where I can fit in

To take advantage of a situation, whether it be optimal or otherwise, due to a feeling of unworth.

"Get in where I can fit in is what I need to do with this drunk woman I met in the bar."

by Brittany V. Young February 9, 2007

21๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


can i speak to you son

If said by dad, you are FUCKED. That is, unless you play the "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I POP MY GAT AND SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKIN FACE!" card.

"I suspect you are doing drugs. Can i speak to you, son?"

by fuck boy October 19, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž