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Christian Hawkins Cum

When you get a cum load from your favorite assortment of random letters

I feel so normal. Too normal. I need a cup of Christian Hawkins Cum.

by Chocolate Factory the Willy Wa November 21, 2022


Christian Single

He just likes men and dates people for like 6 hours

dude 1: yo Christian Single you like men

by Sunflower pronce September 26, 2022


Noah Christian Park

A boy with this full name is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is very funny and not to mention HOT, he’s really nice and will always be there for you. He is very popular and has lots of friends. Never reject a Noah.

Omg Noah Christian Park is soooooo 🥵!
Omg Ik!!
I’m going to ask him out today.

by Poop.pee March 6, 2020


Christian Nationalists

Oh no! 😱 They're going to make the gays NOT DO the thing the women are making ME not do... Whatever will we do!?

Hym "Oh no! The Christian Nationalists are coming to make women occasionally take a 9 month break from fucking all the fat-cocks instead of me! Whatever will we do!?"

by Hym Iam December 28, 2023


Victory Christian School

A school dedicated for the education of Christian values. They center their education around the bible; the staff's mild sexism, covert racism, and blatant homophobic attitudes will truly make you feel right at home.
And even though the school is in a poor area, I can't think of a single time that there has been any outreach to struggling families. In fact, they dedicate most of their money to contribute to the impressive church, and haven't bothered to update any of the student facilities since 1994.

And they tried to cover up a girl getting raped by a janitor.

"I love how the bathrooms smell at Victory Christian School, and I've always felt respected by their staff."
"Haha, wait, are you being serious?"

by Iwassuicidalbeforeitwasironic February 2, 2019


Jackson Christian

Nice Person with a great personality, super hot and massive penis

everyone wants to be like a jackson christian

by big black ranga man February 28, 2023


Christian dickpic

Demanding that a top is actually a bottom and trying to force them to be a bottom

Dude I got with this girl and she tried to pull a Christian dickpic on me

by Bussieblasta December 6, 2021