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When you eat something, and hardly any of it gets in your mouth. Instead, it ends up on the floor.
Person 1: Jeebus! Timmy got his food all over the floor!
Person 2: That's cuz he was eating Cookie Monster Style.
When your penis is wider than long but it has freckels on it to act like choclate chips!
Miles has a cookie dough choad!
1. (sympathetically) These things happen, even if we don't like them.
2. (sarcastically) Learn to live with it, you whiner!
1. "No fun tonight. The party's been canceled."
"That's the way the cookie crumbles."
2. "You scratched my car!"
"That's the way the cookie crumbles!"
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cookies dipped in vodka.
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Cookies you eat immediately after drinking straight vodka to make the taste of straight vodka go away.
Person 1: Im sad.
Person 2: Dont worry have some Happy Vodka Cookies, it will make everything better!
Person 1: Oh yes so it does!
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legit the cutest cookie in the game cookie run: kingdom and is also a king (the best king obviously)
person #1: do you like custard cookie III
person #2: ofc I do
person #1: no way
person #2: exactly
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A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.
Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles
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A taco with a food stamp in it. This food stamp has a mexicans fortune printed on the back.
Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.
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