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Just take whatever is in your liquor cabinet and make a drink out of all everything and top it with coke.
“I only had a shot left in each bottle so I said fuck it and made an Alcatraz Island Iced Tea.”
Block island boys are special. They’ve grown up on the Rhode Island beaches with the sand between their toes and the salty air in their hair. This gives most of them the ‘haven’t showered in two months’ look. Their summer days are spent watching the surf and crushing a 30 rack of coors light before noon. When not chillaxing🤙, many block island boys work construction, making them extremely good with their hands. It’s good that most of them are in these blue collar jobs, because despite being well into their thirties, most Block Island men cannot add to 100. If you get yourself a block island boy that doesn’t fit this narrative—hold on to them❤️
Stay away from those block island boys, they will break ur heart
Are often passed from friend to friend - dents and scrapes are mandatory - buy a nice seat cover at least for the driver side - Do not repaint or get the dents fixed - do not lend it to a friend unless they are agreeable to a cash replacement - stay left and aim at something cheap.
My island car crapped out on me on my way to work.
Staten Island women overdue their lips whether with botox, or other fillers and have a duck bill facial appearance.
Let's go duck hunting at the bar, see if we pull some STATEN ISLAND QUACK-QUACKS.
Guy 1:Bro when I met her she looked perfect. I picked her up Friday, and she became a Staten Island Quack-Quack.
Guy 2:Must be "Duck Season" cause that's all you see now.
A small windswept archipelago in the North Atlantic, where sheep outnumber the human inhabitants.
An autonomous, constituent country in the Kingdom of Denmark, its capital city is Tórshavn.
The national anthem of the Faroe Islands is: "Tú alfagra land mítt" (Thou, fairest land of mine)
Situated south-east of Iceland, northwest of Orkney and Shetland isles, and west of Norway.
Home to over ~50k people, many of whom live in the capital city of Tórshavn, and in their native tongue they call themselves the 'føroyingar', and they call their islands 'Føroyar', which is generally believed to mean "sheep islands".
While being only a small ethnic group, on isolated islands, the Faroese have protected their language from foreign influence through folk songs and oral sagas, which have also recorded the epic history of the Faroe Islands.
Person 1: "I'll be visiting the Faroe Islands for my holiday"
Person 2: "The what islands?"
Person 1: "Faroe Islands, they are very beautifal, their national anthem says so."
Person 2: "Oh... where are they?"
Person 1: "...*sighs* Denmark, they are an autonomous country in the Kingdom of Denmark, but they are not Danish"
Person 2: "Lovely, I'd love to see photos from your visit"
An uncharted island in the Philippines east of Luzon
Lappakita - short for "Wala pa naka kita"
I made you look for it this made up Lappakita Island
A gentlemen’s drink containing Wild Turkey 101, Mailbu Coconut, and a half to full can of Dr. Pepper. Commonly consumed in the deep south.
Origin: Waco, TX
“Yo, we got anything to drink?”
*opens the fridge and yells back*
“Just the remains of that Turkey Island Fantastico from last week!”