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national crush day you celebrate your love and it is on october 2nd
guy:hey babe it’s national crush day
girl: omg i know
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April 19th When you’re king or queen gives you some good head
Man: aye it’s national head day
Girl: I got you hunny * proceeds to suck til cum*
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National Suicide Day is celebrated by encouraging larger groups of people to commit suicide, before you commit suicide yourself.
Hey man what day is it?
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.
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The most loyal, faithful fans in the world. Actually know what baseball is and live their lives by it... something that cannot be said for the New York Yankees' "fan" base.
Member of Red Sox Nation: "So, who's your favorite player?"
Yankee Fanboy: "I like Derek Rodriguez, the Yankees left baseman."
Member of Red Sox Nation: "Shut the fuck up dumbass! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
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1. A club, particularly one that kicks ass, which is available in many high schools and debates current world issues, much like the real Model United Nations.
2. A group of people who, A. Know how to delegate, and, B. Know how to have a good time.
1. After winning best delegation in their conference, the John P Stevens Model United Nations club knew they were destined for greatness.
2. After committee, the Model United Nations-ers decided to go out and have fun.
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The black flag nation or bfn is a group of faggoty teenagers in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, who think they are all cool and edgy because they are anarchists. They don't have members across the U.S. or Europe or Asia. No one from any government agency has ever investigated members of their group, because they don't do shit. Any crimes on their records probably aren't any worse than jaywalking.
P.S. their grammar is terrible.
Go ahead mess with him, he's just a pussy from black flag nation
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A nickname for the common house fly.
I was just relaxing and having some pizza when all of a sudden, the Mexican national bird flew out of nowhere and dived right into my pizza.
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