When a woman gapes her butthole open and closed
That stripper is winking in Russian at me
A practice during anal sex in which the man takes a massive piss inside the woman's ass, takes his dick out after, and lets her squirt the piss out of her ass into a glass
David: Last night me and my gf had a glass of Russian Lemonade after I fucked her in the ass, it tasted like shit and ass but I liked it
Jose: Why the fuck am I friends with you?
A Russian Lemonade consist of all the ingredients of lemonade but lemon juice is replaced with your piss
X: “Whats your favorite Drink?”
H: “Personally I enjoy a Russian Lemonade”
A cocktail consisting of
• Vodka
• Water
Oh dude can you order me a Russian tap water, I’ll pay you back later
A (slang) term which describes the action of intimate oral activities such as kissing, oral sex etc., partaken with a close relation, i.e. close or near family. Most commonly shared out of sight and/or in secrecy.
The term was likely concieved on the internet in communities relating to questionably legal porn sites.
"Was watching telly with my sissy and she said she was feeling hungry, so we went and had a Russian Snack."
"I didn't like most of the food at the party, luckily mum had a Russian Snack saved for me out the back"
"Darn it! We're outta fried pickles, and your mom just drove to town.. Quick Hannah, grab the moonshine, lets have a Russian Snack"
A form of torture where a person is bolted to a crucifix through their wrists, elbows and shoulders for their arms and ankles, knees and hips for their legs. Eight car batteries are then attached to the bolts from ankle to knee, knee to hip, wrist to elbow and elbow to shoulder. The result is usually non lethal.
Bri gave Sergio a Russian Crucifix for cheating on her.
The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.
Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends