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Literally a dolphin (Google what dolphins do to each other... It‘s sexual. Don‘t do it if you‘re under 21 ugly gen z)
#1 Did you hear what Thomas did?
#2 Yeah, she‘s such a dolphin.
Gheez have you slept with Thomas before.
Nah but apparently he has a Massive Cock
the absolute love of my life, hes absoutely perfect in every single fucking way. He's the malewife to my girlboss and he has amazing titties.
Person A : OMG did u see thoma
Person B : yeah...i kinda want to stuff my face in his boobs
Person A : same
A fatass whose dick is less than one centimeter long. And got caught jerking in the bathroom
I am masturbating on this 30 second video
Thomas what are you doing?
Nothing
Are you masturbating!
NOO!!!!!!
1. Blue tank engine (E2) that is the star of the TV show featuring his name. His theme song goes well with rap, too.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.
"Well, if it isn't Thomas the Tank Engine."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."