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Noun; when some one is so fat that the boobs become part of the fat rolls on the chest and body and it just looks horrible.
Hey bro, did you see that fat ass..she has rolly tits.
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When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.
Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.
DAMMIT, these fish sticks are as HARD AS TITS!!!!!!
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The presence of perspiration soaking through one's shirt located under a fat man's breasts, much like that which occurs in the arm pit.
In a hot college basketball stadium:
Student 1: Whoa look at that guy's pit stains.
Student 2: Dude those aren't pit stains, they're tit stains.
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Performance Tits: Also known in workplaces as 'PTs' - Womans breasts that is athletic. Not big and saggy, but also not small and barely there. These Tits can handle performance and put on a show.
Did you know that both Anna Kournikova and Jessica Alba have performance tits?
Those 'PTs' are rockin' the dance floor!
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Consequence of consistently leaving the ball in the wheelhouse as a pitcher. The bat swinging constantly resembles that of a tongue licking the pitcher's tits. Side effects usually consist of the baseball appearing to the hitter as a fat juicy meatball. This also results in said hitter drooling as if he were licking the tits of a well endowed cuban prostitute.
Carl: "Hey Jim, did your dog slobbered on your shirt?"
Jim: "No... Why?"
Carl: "Oh sorry, I guess it just looks like it since youre getting your fucking tits licked out there"
Jim: "Yeah... I guess i should have read the fucking email"
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1. When someone is hating on you for no good reason. Like a member of the itty bitty titty committee threatening to report your photos for showing too much cleavage.
2. Synonym for "shit happens".
1. Committee, "I'm reporting your photo for nudity because you are showing a lot of cleavage."
DD, "Yeah, well, tits happen."
2. Boss, "Why are you late?"
Employee, "I don't know, tits happen."
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The act of squeezing ones nipple untill blood spooges out of the nip.
OH MY GOD someone gave me a tit volcano yesterday when I was sleeping.
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