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Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.

My sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught porn handed and my sister was scared

by Basileusoftheworld December 10, 2015


porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn.

"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"

by Bhesh October 6, 2015


Porn Gazing

The act of watching porn with someone and discussing key points of the pornography. May include what part caused you to bussanuttt.

Me-wanna do some porn gazing later?
Her-sure, let’s try the bdsm category tonight.

by Nawks November 20, 2018


surf porn

Pictures and videos of usually, large, glassy, beautiful waves with crystalline tubes, surfed by athletic, golden-haired surfers, sometimes at sunset. Routinely found on surfing web sites, used to attract visitors, sell products.

At some point, I stopped watching surf porn, bought a board, and learned to surf myself.

This site is nothing but surf porn. No good articles.

by LeighBotts April 6, 2016


Ditch Porn

Pornographic magazine found along the roadside.

I just found some ditch porn on my five mile run today!

by Ditchpornman September 17, 2020


Porn Starch

Casting couch crusties

What's that on the couch? Porn starch

by HatlessSuperior December 14, 2020


pocket porn

Steamy videos and/or nude pictures that are kept on any mobile device.

Tim has some pocket porn on his phone.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018