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That one asshat who always appears on the chat board whenever a clip from a beloved classic movie or historical event is played, only to loudly boast how much better everything was back then, how men were more manly, women more womanly, and how everything that came after was just “woke” garbage, thus ruining the experience for everyone else.
“I tell you, they don’t make movies like this anymore. Now its all CGI, hack directors, and wokeness.”
This spake the nostalgia troll
The Angel's Troll (proper noun):(1) is someone who seeks Truth from a motive of *Good Intention* in which exploring ideas and changing variables in definition develops our primary understanding of a situation,
(2) making include baiting statements or baiting questions in a fairly light-hearted way, but stops short of injury (unlike The devil's advocate)
(3) a 4th dimension to Socratic Irony
phrase coined by Nicole Curtis in 2018
Opposite of The Devil's Advocate
I didn't understand the complexities of the of this very serious situation and had to be The Angel's Troll as I could see this light-hearted approach would be much more successful than playing opposing sides as The devil's advocate.
a tall skinny person who is often physically abused by a Ma Ding Ding and emotionally abused by a Wee WeeYan.
synonym: Condiment, Anthony Wong
Look! Its Troll Child!
In the same way that an Internet Troll takes pleasure in causing drama and chaos, the Internet Half-Troll takes pleasure in countering everything that the troll posts in a way that brings about laughter and harmony by making the troll look foolish This often cuts off the troll's lulz that it requires for sustenance and forces the troll out through attrition, thus causing the troll to seek its lulz in a place that isn't under the surveillance of half-trolls.
Traits:
Internet Half-Trolls are more intelligent than Internet Trolls and regenerate faster due to their more omnivorous diet of both the internet rage of troll as well as the lulz of the random Internet bystander. Should an Internet Half-Troll consume both internet rage AND lulz in rapid succession the two energies can catalyze, causing the Internet Half-Troll to be temporarily phased into an ethereal state known as The Zone. While In The Zone an Internet Half-Troll becomes invulnerable, his attack-rate doubles, and his initiative and reflexes increase to Mythic proportions. Any attacks received by an Internet Half-Troll are instantly countered and damage increases one factor for every strike.
According to obscure Urban Legend, should an internet half-troll be exposed to The Zone long enough his being will converge with the presence of all half-trolls past, present, and future becoming The Legendary Super Half-Troll, a state far exceeding that of any troll, including Trolldin himself.
Timmy: "Look what I drew with my new pencil set! Isn't it cool? :P"
Internet Troll: "That looks like trash, Timmy. You should burn it before the police arrest you!"
Timmy: "-sniffle-" ::cries::
Internet Half-Troll has entered the chat!
Internet Half-Troll: "It's not that bad, Timmy. Let me SHOW you what real trash looks like..."
Internet Half-Troll has uploaded imagefile ******##.jpg
Timmy: "Um... what is that even supposed to be? My two-year old cousin draws better than that."
Internet Troll: "WHERE THE ***** DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?!"
Bystander: "Aw man! that looks like it was drawn by a drunken retarded monkey with hooks for arms!!! LOL!!"
Internet Troll: "***** YOU YOU ***** PIECE OF *****!!!1!!!"
Internet Half-Troll has entered The Zone
Internet Half-Troll: "Nah, man, it's cool. You already *****ed that drawing hard enough. I don't do sloppy-seconds."
Timmy: LOL!
Bystander: LOL!
Internet Troll Connection Lost, Disconnected
someone that often makes jokes with ideas come from the title of something (often videos).
Like patent trolls, they don't produce any original material, but makes the ecosystem more toxic.
example:
title: Why are we not using graphene in our electronics
joke: I once try to buy graphene at the fish market, but all i get is seaweed.
title: We let our food mold and eat it
joke: I eat molded cheese for breakfast to increase mobility.
Sigh, the comment section is full of title trolls, where are those that actually have context.
A person that request Facebook friendships for the purpose of traversing privacy settings
Person 1~ I sall where Billy is with Becky on Facebook
Person 2~ How did you see that, I thought his profile was private
Person 1~ it is but I made fake account and trolled his wall
Person 2~ who was the troll?
Person 1~ Wendy, that hot chick on the cheer squad
Person 2~NiCccccEeeee
A person/thing that always wins an argument. Rule 14. Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.
Guy 1: Such a troll. Troll: no Guy 1: heck yeah you are troll: no Guy 2: I am a professor at Meme University, and trolls always win arguments. troll: no guy 2: heh, he said no