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Singer songwriter from Louisville, Kentucky in the United States. Beginning his musical interests at a very young age, he was often in lots of musicals; some include Winnie the Pooh, Rumplestiltzskin, Annie, and some other local English during his time living abroad (in Canterburry, Kent, U.K.)
Hear some tracks by William Carpenter at www.myspace.com/willcarpenterrock
William Carpenter
She is a fun girl but don’t get on her wrong side or she will smack u. She has a big booty and amazing teeth. She has the bests friend names SOPHIA she is cool. Eve is a loving girl but can be a rude bitch. She is a weird homeless man at times but other times she can be a funny goddess. Her nose is to die for and her beautiful blue eyes can kill u with one look. She doesn’t need makeup to show beauty. She wishes she was rich and could be as cool as her bestie but she loves her for it. She really wants a boyfriend so uno hot her up. Don’t let a eve go cause her caring but savage nature will drive u crazy 😜. Go get an eve or she may write a letter about how much she hates u of loves u then burn it so. Ok go get an eve because boys fall in love with her but too nervous cause she is so god damn hot! She is also Kinda strange and makes weird things and pretends to be a dog sometimes ? 😎 she is banging tho bruv like I’m so jel honestly
Friend -hey eve ! Do u wanna go out
Eve Williams -nah cba
Friend- oh ok don’t worry it will just be me and the boys
Eve - what boys I’m coming !!!
Friend - slag
My bestfriend that's been here for all my life and they make me happy.
William Graham is just amazing
Usually the whitest guy in the room, he may be fat, amazingly funny, and straight asf.
what a William graham type headass
An action done by yourself or others that results in the worst outcome possible
Why is the jigsaw blade broken? Someone williamed it up real bad.
A describing word for when a booty call ends in pure hair seamen and icning
I had a William Matches last night with my mum, I rate it.
When a cock goes too far up a male's ass and causes the liver to rupture.
Damn Joey, you should have seen what happened yesterday, I received that William Matches and it really hurt.