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When you are fucking a girl in a harry potter fantasy and your main bitch walks in and cuts your dick off and slaps you with it across your neck
Got caught cheating at hogwarts so she gave me the headless dick
Noun: A word used to describe somebody who has their head removed from their body, a dick growing where there neck should be, and a vagina where the neck was for insertion if host wishes to put their head back.
Being a dick neck is great because of all the self-sex.
a long neck shaped like a dick
"you seen yaliza??? the one with the dick neck?"
When you have lice on your pubes
Jesus Christ Anthony take a fucking shower, you have dick lice
Men who send unsolicited dick pics to random females on Facebook.
WTFuck is wrong
With these dirty dick dealers?!?!?!?
When you get the hiccups after you sucked dick.
Ah man, now you gave me the dick-ups.
When her pussy is so hot and tight it compresses and slightly cooks your dick and some cases you pull out with cum dripping as if syrup is glazed over your dick
She gave me that dick waffle last night