Very old and crusty dicks that are extremely hard and red
"I tool my sugar daddy to bed and when I pulled down his pants he had brick dick."
This is the slang term for a guy who has a some what large chode and its almost as gurthy as a brick.
Man... did you hear about Colin’s Brick Dick?
just like mike hunt and mike oxlong this is a joke name ment to sound like "see more dicks" you can now use this in kahoot.
would you like to meet seymore dicks?
the new and improved version of netflix and chill, that actually rhymes
"hey what are you gonna do tonight?"
"ima hang out with tiffany and then we're gonna netflix and suck dicks"
"k"
when you cum all the sudden, like random barf
i had dick barf
It’s like friends with benefits but hotter
Jimmy and I are mates with dicks out
A Hawaiian man with a cheesy dick. Typically small and resembling a cheese stick.
“Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”
“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”