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Someone who comits the act of dickmurder on ones friend relative or enemy and dick murder can hold severe consequences if done to a) wrong individual or b) someone who already doesn't like you
Verb/exclamation: To take something to the extreme or go hardcore.
Hyping up your friend to go to the gym: "let's go RIP SOME DICK!!!"
When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb
"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"
An exclamation. Especially in frustration of a small inconvenience
*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*
“ahh dick kittens”
Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!
Dick kittens!
When a guy claims he's hung but when he pulls down his pants, he's average or less.
Christof dick-tricked me. He said he's packin' 8 inches, but he only pulled out 6.
When a guy thinks he had sex with a chick, but discovers he was with a pre op tranny.
Dude thought he took a hottie home from the bar but he got dick tricked.
an expression used to say that person can do bits with ur dick
she can totally have this dick