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Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.
Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.
Delivering h sick around town ro women who requested you
These women keep calling me to come thru, guess I'll be dick dashing this week
Screwing someone in the ARX program
My adjuster put a $34 LKQ quarter panel on my 2021 Lambo. She told me she was “big dicking” me
A national day( falls on November 26th)to get on your knees and swallow a glizzy
Bae pull it out its 11/26 national suck a black dick day
"Man I stuck my dick in the sewer last night" (Sticking the dick in the sewer)
Dick-Bib
A device made of rubber or cloth used to absorb dick-tears caused through non sexual excitement.
"Oh good lord above, someone get me my dick-bib, these phillyhoma philly queso chilli fries are causing my dick tears of joy"
D.D.M is when a person wakes up an sucks a dick then proceeds to kiss their partner in the mouth.
My woman gave head ar aoon at we woke up ,but the show gave me a dinner dick mint ,now both got nasty mouths.