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u canot b serios

internet slang, short for "you cannot be serious"

used as an excited utterance when the poster simply cannot believe what was posted inthe thread.

OMG, u canot b serios, that would ruin all humanity!!! WTF???

by Occupant Ilied Industries May 2, 2005

15πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


International U-S-A Chant Day

February 22nd. It is a day for everyone to celebrate America by Posting U-S-A-U-S-A-U-S-A where ever they have a digital presence. It is the anniversary of the Miracle on Ice which is credited with the creation of the U-S-A Chant.

February 22nd 2011 is the first annual International U-S-A Chant Day. I plan to celebrate by Tweeting U-S-A-U-S-A-U-S-A.

by Fatrazmo February 1, 2011

20πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


2 MLG 4 U

A phrase indicating or implying that the person who released these words is better than you at just about everything and that you are about to "get rekt" (another term implying that someone has absolutely raped you at whatever activity you are competing in)

Sorry bro, you can't join my clan, i'm way 2 MLG 4 U.

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 14, 2016

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


y u makin soup

The term used to when you make soup and someone comes and ask the fuck why you are making soup at 12:00 midnight.

It’s 12:00 at night. y u makin soup?

by OOG THE CAVE MAN February 10, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


U smell like penises

Used to insult someone who smells horrible

Hey hobo u smell like penises

by Epictailz February 20, 2017

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


U-S-S-W

-USSW - an Up standing Shower Wank,
Origonated in the Showe cubical and is still today one of mans hardest tasks he faces when in the Shower,

-Stand up in a shower and let rip







<marquee> HEY MUM IAM ON THE NET </marquee>

by jonnykettlewasher November 17, 2004

7πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


zif-I, zif-U

A coloquial abbreviation of "As if I care", or "as if you care". Used to express disbeleif at the other's lack of consideration, or to express a lack of consideration of the other's predicament.

"i promise never to do it again"
"zif-i, you can do what you want, i don't care anymore"

"I hope you do well in your exam tomorrow"
"zif-u - you were totally against me going back to college"

"Hey how're you doing mate?"
"zif-u, you're full of shit"

"I've been getting these headaches every time you play your heavy metal music"

"zif-I, you don't think about me when you mow the lawn at 8am!"

or

"zif-U, you greasy haired mother"

by PoleKat and SkodaBitch January 29, 2005

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž