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Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!
Jake Hanson fouled out again! What a shock!
Gamma male and lover of big black cock
Jake Grimshaw is a gamma male
A story that in some aspects could maybe be true but is mostly an exaggeration
"Man that chick was sucking my dick upside down down." "Man stfu that shit has to be a Jake story!"
A young man who enjoys falling thirty feet onto his face
Jake Toles freefalling
Oh look, Jake Toles is bleeding out
Jake Toles naked in a helicopter
A nasty primate only known for shitting out of windows and eating his shit. He's a nasty animal and even his parents wonder how they produced.
Jake the Ape shit out my window.
A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.
I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.