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when some one is constantly calling others a doo doo mama or daddy when in reality they are the king or queen of doo doo
aj: hey clarence look at that doo doo mama over there
clarence: dude that girl is fine
aj: whatever ay what bout him he a doo doo daddy
clarence:nigga shut up with yo doo doo monster ass
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When one gets so drunk that they end up with cookie monster eyes.
Amir got Cookie Monster Drunk at the house party in Nash Vegas after having more than a few John Dalys.
A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.
Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.
Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head
S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler
T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk
A heavy set woman giving you road head.
S:Last night I heard Josh got a southern monster truck
W:ew
Vurping is a verb that is a combination of vomiting while you are burping.
The tickle monster is poopy poop head who craps in little kids happy meals and hides in straw and soap dispensers.
Vurping the tickle monster is the action of using the air from the burp to projectile your vomit because he craped in your happy meal and ruined the toy. 😡
Person 1: hey have you ever seen the tickle monster
Person 2: yeah I vurped the tickle monster last night because he crapped in my kids happy meal
Person 1: dang, that sounds rough I hate Vurping the tickle monster
Person 2: yeah hes a big fat L and skill issue
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