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When a male texts somebody else jibberish as a response to something or mumbles words to confuse someone. Similar to love bombing.
This weird artist from Brooklyn sent me a Mumbo text last night when I disagreed with his statements.
a sacred text is either metaphorical or literal, depends on it's use in a argument.
A clear exemple of The sacred text paradox is:
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
It's about transgenderism, circumcision or CBT. depend on who is saying it hates the most
Messages sent to someone or others to emotionally support their decisions.
(Giving a text massage)
(Giving a text massage)
Ex. It's ok Becky if you ate a whole tray of cupcakes. You can start again tomorrow.
You will find some one better!
1.(Why doesen't she text me back?)
2.(You will find some one better btw off topic htf did you get her phone number)
When someone tells about their overly dramatized "traumatic" experiences.
Omg! Jenny just sent me a trauma text. Poor Jenny!
My life is such a trauma text!
Noun.
1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.
2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.
3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
When you are certain you feel your phone vibrating inside your pocket only to find you don't have your phone on you.
I spent a minute searching for my phone, just to find I haven't got it on me, I must be getting phantom texts.