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What Card B did to Tomi Lahren. Complete roast.
Leave me alone I will dog walk you.
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this broad i was seeing last semester but now i don't cuz she's a fuckin whore and i just imagine that she's a giant walking strand of the claps and i don't wanna be around her
fuckin whore needs to quit diving between everyone's legs she meets fuckin...fuck!
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A sexual act; when you cum in a girls' eye and send her out the door. With or without her clothes. I suppose that's up to you.
You: "My girlfriend was being such a bitch last night."
Me: "Really? What did you do?"
You: "I gave her a foggy walk home!"
Me: "Hahaha, that's funny."
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Coming out to someone who does not really aprove of LGBTQ+
Jenna is really worried about walking out the door, incase her mom goes mental!
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When someone escapes out the door at the bar without even saying bye to his friends. Usually due to drunkness and fear of being harrased into drinking more.
Hey where'd McCann go? He's been in the restroom for 30 mins. He must of did the Irish walk.
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A fucking brainstorm that fatassed neighbors think up while sitting around eating Entenmans & Haagen Das and drinking diet coke (as if Diet Coke will keep the poor excuse for a brain thiking that she's on a true diet)and watching Jerry Springer, all the while she's still in her Fucking pajamas @ 4:00 in the afternoon.
Now, when they finaly get out of the un-maintaned house, they start flapping thier gums, bend the forearms at the elbows at a 45 degree angle (as if she's been doinh itall her life) and off they go!
This absolutely Fucking useless and moronic idea will last anywhere from 3 days to as much as a whole week before giving it up.
Bertha: "This cake would taste so much better if I could eat it off of Steve's(head of security on Jerry show) cock.
Marge: "oooohh, I know I know, but then your weight would go 610lbs. when 595lbs. looks great.
Bertha: "hey! I know... lets go walking."
Marge: (with the look of sheer terror on her face),she says "What for"?
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In high school, college, university, or office, two people walking down the hall implies one has simulated sex with the other.
Dude, I saw Mister Innuendo walking down the hall with Miss Naive.
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