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Just Alex

A term used to describe a pedophile who enjoys dogging.

Person 1: Did you hear that John is a Just Alex?
Person 2: That's worse than being a pedophile!

by Squirter69 January 23, 2021


skillz and alex

something to refer to when some one has absolutely 0 hoes/female attention, and I mean 0.

"I swear, that guy can't ever get a girlfriend"
"ah, he's just like skillz and alex :D "

by starcat.thegodessofrizz January 19, 2023


Alex ingalls

A young Caucasian male who is not funny in any way shape or form. Spends all his time with females and says he can “pull” but gets friendzoned everytime.

girl : Alex you are like a brother to me

Alex: 😎

Fucking rad kid named Jacob: you are gay for hanging out with chicks that have no interest in dating you

Alex the fag : you’re just mad you can’t pull 😎

God: fucking dumbass Alex pull means to “get the girl get them to suck your balls not get them to make bake cookies with you 😂.

Alex *commits not living*

Jacob: lol xd

Alex: what is the meaning of this 😩 I thought I was pulling them 😰

God: stoopid

The whole fucking universe after Alex ingalls dies: *world hunger ends* *crime around the earth stops* *all war ends* *all scooter kids get shot**everyone starts skating** eternal life*

by Kobyisfat March 26, 2019


Alex Status

The position one finds themselves in having overcome an unsurnountable burden out of their immediate control

I was trapped at the bottom of a well and there was no way out, but then the well flooded and I could swim to the top and achieve Alex Status

by HooseOfWidnes March 24, 2022


Alex Bridges

Alex Bridges is a hockey player. The best of his generation, and damn is he a handsome one. He likes to make fun of Tfong for watching KPop, and is very popular and good at succeeding in life.

Oh damnnnnn, Tfong! I’m boutta Alex Bridges you, stop watching Kpop HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSGDJDJEJWUWJE. gg bro

by motzaburger May 15, 2020


alex aborn

fucking cancer

you know you might wanna stay away from that alex aborn, pretty gay

by fndnfjskfkskdj July 16, 2018


Mr. Alex

from a town named after murdered tribal people. Plays frosbee by himself in the park. Watches birds to get excited. Likes the Milwuakee Sucks. Teaches history like he is having a birthday party. for himself. Young boy.

Mr. Alex plays frosbee on the weekends

by Ouagadougou May 10, 2019