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Love

A word that kids now days use too fucking much. They use it like it's air or condoms. Most thirsty ass guys use it just so they can get moldy grimy ass pussy. And thirsty hoes use it so they can get a half inch hairy dick up there shit covered asshole.

Hoe: your cute
Bitch ass guy: you too! Wanna go out?
Hoe: yes!
Bitch ass guy: yay c: igtg now babe. I love you
Hoe: I love you too!

by I be ugly and proud August 24, 2014


Love

Love is... (it depends on how you see it) It could mean nothing or it could mean everything. It could be seen as the thing that almost everyone is seeking for and if you find it you can be consider "lucky", all tho it's really just pure happiness from my point of view.

Person 1: Hey! Do you love them?
Person 2: No... actually yes, but afraid to tell them. I'm afraid that they'll reject me.

by 3ny.15.n0t.d34d December 10, 2020


Love

Love is a word a woman uses to make her prey more comfortable until she decides to stop playing with her food.

She said she loved me, and I felt safe, and then one day she devoured my soul.

by TheXandro September 04, 2011


Love

A word men use to get women into to bed

Man: Honey, I love you SOO much
Woman: Oh! I love you to, let's go have sex!

by I'mamotherfucker October 10, 2011


Love

Love is something that once you feel you cant stop feeling. Its a feeling that gives you butterflies. And when you realize you love someone tell them. 💘

I love my boyfriend
(Vise versera)
I love my girlfriend

by That stupid child April 29, 2019


Love

A surge of the neurotransmitter dopamine providing a euphoric effect and simulating the feeling of what people call "love". Lust and happiness felt when with a significant other can lead to one pronouncing their love. Whenever the initial dopamine surges wear off, the euphoric feelings deplete and you break up (unless there are compatible needs each other could fulfill to mutually benefit- like money or to have a family )

Tom Cruise before marriage : I'm in crazy love with her.

Tom Cruise after married : Fuck, her pussy isn't tight like it used to be.

by LizzyD7 September 12, 2016


Love

You’ll know love when it hits you In The face.

“Oh I have a feeling that I’ve never felt before, must be love”

by HENRY FRICKITT September 19, 2020