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That's XCOM baby

This is Xcom baby is a reference by fans of the unfair nature of Xcom as players can lose members in a single turn thanks to an unfair rng getting them killed, such as missing a 80%+ shot or enemies

Your soldier missing a 90% chance, That's XCOM baby!

by XCOM Fan March 13, 2023


Bulletproof Baby

This term originates from when any mom carrying a baby or pushing a baby stroller feels so entitled to space that she becomes immune from all danger or trouble. For example: When she is in a crowded shopping mall and she just barges straight thru all the people, like she is DARING someone to bump into to her or the baby. Also very common is for her to just walk right out into traffic without looking for cars, i.e. because she "has a baby". It is assumed this entitlement comes from the social factor that anybody harming the baby would be at fault, even though baby momma is acting recklessly. It may also happen because baby momma assumes if the baby gets hurt, she will have a big financial payout. This may be why bulletproof baby syndrome often occurs more in lower income areas, but still can happen in any economic strata.

Check out baby momma walking out into traffic without looking ........guess she's got bulletproof baby with her in the stroller , so she's the terminator now.

by SirWonky July 18, 2017


dodge baby

similar to being “weezered” it’s when you see an image of a
creepy baby and you get “dodge babies”

you just got “dodge baby” 😂

by mackadoo420 June 25, 2021


Baby crying

Baby crying is the thing when you cry like a little fucking bitch

Me: Hey man, you aren't allowed to do this glitch, you can get banned

Chris: BUT I WANNA DO IT WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: stop baby crying jesus

by big boys only January 26, 2021


baby sleepover

many babies are gathered and thrown into a sleeping bag followed by a wolverine on angel dust and then you watch to see which baby lives the longest

"Hey do you wanna do something exciting!?"
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
in unison "BABY SLEEPOVER!"
"I'll get the wolverine..."

by garygaga October 13, 2011


Beef baby

1.) The distention of the abdomen due to consuming an excess of meat: specificly beef.

2.) A child that looks like a pot roast.

1.) Don't tickle me I have a beef baby.
2.) Don't tickle my beef baby

by Siren09876 September 7, 2021


whiss baby

when the mom rips fat whiss tokes when pregnant

ops I dropped my whiss baby my greasy whiss baby

hey that one greasy whiss baby

by riley macfarlane November 15, 2017