beat-off mouse

an extra mouse laying around that the user puts in place of the main mouse. the user can then proceed to use both dick infected hands on this mouse. It avoids having to wipe your main mouse again when your right hand just wasn't cutting it enough. the beat-off mouse does not have to be cleaned.

inconsiderate assholes only use one mouse. your friends use that computer too, buddy!!

Same thing goes for the beat-off keyboard

God Danit Jim!! My hand is all sticky!! Did you switch out the beat-off mouse!?!

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anal beat eater

when a guy jizzes into a girl ass and then eats the jizz out of her ass

he is such an anal beat eater

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hippie beating club

any blunt object used to beat stinky lesbian bitches and their Homo boyfriends

W.T.O.
Berkey

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type beat

when a male fucks a female but loud ass music is playing .

“me and Tonya fucked last night but it was crazy cuz we type beated

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Hawks beat Cakes

When the Hermanown Hawks beat the Duluth East Cakes.

Hermantown-3 Duluth East-2

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Jam /Beat Session

Bringing the wood to a female sexual partner. The opposite of making sweet love. An almost violent sexual encounter.

Where did you wander off to after hours last night.? Oh, man I slide over to Jenny's house for a Jam /Beat session.

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Beat Your Ribs In

To impregnate a girl without her knowing

Lemme beat your ribs in girl

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