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When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!
Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy
Someone who has a small penis or napper who thinks everyone elses is the same size
I would rather be anything then have a napper like that wakeman Willy
Willie C is ABSOLUTELY an asshole asshole asshole! one minute you think that he loves you, and the next he's scrolling through Tindr looking for "wife material". when you first met him, you thought his lip tattoo was naughty and alluring. but after a night of drinking and aggressive friend-zoning, you remember that he is just a phony attention whore from Hampton. even though you h8 him, you can't break things off because he claims to have good tongue skills, and he also has a lot of bud. moms nut over him.
mom: honey, that maroon tour guide was soooo cute! maybe you should go to school here and date him...???!!!
prospective student: shut UP mom be cool, you're embarrassing me!
prospective student's older sister: don't EVEN think about it. i know that type. cute but a heartbreaker. classic willie c. NEVER go home with one.
when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.
hey mike is asleep
I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy
beating your cock so much your sperm shoots out at 32mph onto your ceiling fan that sprays it around like the fucking 4th of july
Jeffery Epstein “Oh boy I’m gonna start wankin the willy to another underaged child”
The kids mom “I thought I sent my kid to a boy scouts camp. Not a fucking XXVIDEOS Orgy scene”
A Willy Classic (aka Monroe Classic) is when somebody puts their heart and soul into a project and say it's gonna be their "next big thing" and then after two weeks let it completely die and never bring it up or talk about it ever again.
"Willy, whatever happened to that -insert thing-?"
Either; "I don't know" or no response at all
"Willy Classic..."
A black man with some form of the verb "Willis" in his name. Willis meaning "to dangle." A "Long Dong Willie" is a man with an irregularly large penis.
There is one long dong willie living today located in central North America. This LDW is Barry "THE DONG" Willis. This individual spends his time in strip clubs picking up other people's money off the floor and giving it back to the stripper.
Barry Willis
Alias used are...
The Dong
Long Dong Willie
The Grim Reaper
Long Dong
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 163
Age:18
Penis: 2'