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Take a bunch of cold medicine and try to jerk off
I had the sniffles last week so I took some dayquil and had myself a cold jacket
Trying to masturbate, but starting out flacid.
Fuck man, I tried getting one off last night but had a cold start.
A cold start is when you take a car immediately to the pay n spray after a mini shooting rampage and take off after with no wanted level in Grand Theft Auto. Your car is never hot!
Link: why’d ya cold start? You coulda had it by just running down the straight away!
Me: I shot a cop and I didn’t want to lose my Cognoscenti!
A person who ingests, cultivates, and vegetates fresh humor, culture and knowledge. Like John Mulaney’s appearance on Hot Ones.
Dawg, check out this stone cold boney spittin the truth. Muthafuckers funny, sincere and still slightly skeptical.
Cold foods= foods that make you feel nice after eating, like your body is in a nicely air conditioned house
Examples vary from person to person, depending on the person’s personal tastes
“ Want some candy?”
“Yes please that’s a good Cold food”
When liv is dumb and doesn’t know what a cold esack is
WOAHHHHHHH look a cold esack
A sealed vessel (glass or aluminum) bestowed upon an individual in recognition of an exceptional or heroic deed.
I gave Joe the Cold Budweiser Award for wrangling the rusted nuts off that boat trailer.