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Senior year in College

time in your life when your social life is less than Counter-Strike nerds

I heard about a time in your life when your social life is less than Counter-Strike nerds.

by Justin November 15, 2004

25πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Chestnut Hill College

A VERY small high-school type "college" with an extremely low caliber student body (average gpa 2.0) all on almost full scholarship.. NO student life.. Required: an ettiquette seminar for all students, dating lectures, etc. school run by overpaid nuns.. horrible facilities, HUGE cockroaches, low budget teachers, disgusting dorms, horrible sports teams. All students are similar in personality to the high school "band kid".. very depressing place..

Go back to Chestnut Hill? I'd rather stick needles in my eyes!

by Jungle Love March 25, 2005

43πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


MOnroe Community College

A community college, sometimes considered 13th grade by dissenters.

I went to Monroe Community College.

by Chigglywiggly April 10, 2007

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


dutchess community college

Commonly reffered to as 13th grade Dutchess Community college is a last resort school for the occupants of the Hudson Valley. With the states lowest tuition this school is full of outcasts and rednecks. Though all the poor drunk sluts from highschool can be found here. Score!

I'm 46 and have no job but I'll sign up for school at Dutchess Community college so I can talk to young girls.

by John Kochay March 25, 2007

38πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


Manhattan College

The school where those who are rejected from other far better NYC schools attend. (NYU, Fordham, Columbia, Baruch, etc)

"I go to Manhattan College" - Manhattan College Student

"I am sorry about that" - everyone else

by heh19191929 December 9, 2017

2πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Sweet Briar College

Sweet Briar College is an all woman college located 12 miles North of Lynchburg, VA. They are considered the #1 woman's college in Virginia by the US News & World Report. But . . . they are considered #2 or possibly #3 by any self respecting Hampden-Sydney man (behind Hollins and possibly RMCW). Sweet Briar girls generally are fat, rich, and constantly invading the HSC campus on the weekend looking for free beer, a quiet place to sleep, and a husband. They can easily be spotted at a HSC football game wearing loud colored sun dresses, their mother's pearls (or the ones daddy bought them), and pink ribbons in their hair. They are generally cutting in line at the keg, and don’t seem to care about any other guy than the one they are trying to marry at that moment. They are superficially β€œsweet," and men are suckered. These woman can simply be described as "carnivores."

Molly: How about that guy?
Ginny: Naw, he isn't driving a beemer.
Molly: What about him?
Ginny: Ick, he is wearing tennis shoes!

Ginny: Now there is my future husband!
Molly: You mean the guy wearing a pink polo shirt and kakhis? The one pulling up in the BMW X5 with 2 kegs in the trunk?
Ginny: Exactly!

by not important October 14, 2004

176πŸ‘ 353πŸ‘Ž


white college bitch

A derogatory term used mainly by ratchet ass, uneducated women, usually Afro-Americans, to describe non-Afrocentric females that are more educated than they are. It can also be used to describe biracial educated women, although the term "oreo college bitch" is often used instead.

Dat white college bitch think she be sumpin' special but sheit she just be sumone dat gunna git ganked!

by wurdzwurthyo August 14, 2014

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž