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A VERY small high-school type "college" with an extremely low caliber student body (average gpa 2.0) all on almost full scholarship.. NO student life.. Required: an ettiquette seminar for all students, dating lectures, etc. school run by overpaid nuns.. horrible facilities, HUGE cockroaches, low budget teachers, disgusting dorms, horrible sports teams. All students are similar in personality to the high school "band kid".. very depressing place..
Go back to Chestnut Hill? I'd rather stick needles in my eyes!
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A community college, sometimes considered 13th grade by dissenters.
I went to Monroe Community College.
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Commonly reffered to as 13th grade Dutchess Community college is a last resort school for the occupants of the Hudson Valley. With the states lowest tuition this school is full of outcasts and rednecks. Though all the poor drunk sluts from highschool can be found here. Score!
I'm 46 and have no job but I'll sign up for school at Dutchess Community college so I can talk to young girls.
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The school where those who are rejected from other far better NYC schools attend. (NYU, Fordham, Columbia, Baruch, etc)
"I go to Manhattan College" - Manhattan College Student
"I am sorry about that" - everyone else
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Sweet Briar College is an all woman college located 12 miles North of Lynchburg, VA. They are considered the #1 woman's college in Virginia by the US News & World Report. But . . . they are considered #2 or possibly #3 by any self respecting Hampden-Sydney man (behind Hollins and possibly RMCW). Sweet Briar girls generally are fat, rich, and constantly invading the HSC campus on the weekend looking for free beer, a quiet place to sleep, and a husband. They can easily be spotted at a HSC football game wearing loud colored sun dresses, their mother's pearls (or the ones daddy bought them), and pink ribbons in their hair. They are generally cutting in line at the keg, and don’t seem to care about any other guy than the one they are trying to marry at that moment. They are superficially “sweet," and men are suckered. These woman can simply be described as "carnivores."
Molly: How about that guy?
Ginny: Naw, he isn't driving a beemer.
Molly: What about him?
Ginny: Ick, he is wearing tennis shoes!
Ginny: Now there is my future husband!
Molly: You mean the guy wearing a pink polo shirt and kakhis? The one pulling up in the BMW X5 with 2 kegs in the trunk?
Ginny: Exactly!
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A derogatory term used mainly by ratchet ass, uneducated women, usually Afro-Americans, to describe non-Afrocentric females that are more educated than they are. It can also be used to describe biracial educated women, although the term "oreo college bitch" is often used instead.
Dat white college bitch think she be sumpin' special but sheit she just be sumone dat gunna git ganked!
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A school in Crystal Lake IL also known as MCC. Nobody is happy to go here at all because they realize how shitty of a school this really is. Most people especially freshmans treat MCC as if it was high school all over again for another two years. Cliques and social groups (Ex: Jocks, Nerds, Preps, Out Casts) they all exist here at this school. Just walk into the cafeteria and look at the groups of people sitting together at the 70+ tables inside the cafe. God forbid you have a different opinion on a subject than a teacher. For example if you believe that the concept of global warming is false most teachers will mark points off your exam, homework etc, just because you don't share the common viewpoint of theirs because they believe their opinion is better. If you have a different opinion wait until the last day of class to say something about it, and you'll thank me later for it. The school's drinking water always smells funny due to the school only filtering their well water once every 6 months. The schools sports are track, soccer, basketball, volleyball and baseball. You will notice who plays baseball because they all wear their douchey purple and gold(school colors) hats that say MCC in silver lettering. Nobody really ever goes to any MCC games because nobody cares, mostly everyone goes down to the school they want to transfer to and support their athletics programs such as going to NIU football games on saturdays. If you miss high school then this is the college for you.
Grant: Hey I just signed up for classes at McHenry County College.
David: I went there a year and it felt too much like high school for me so I transferred out.
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