Closet Cunt

1. Noun
-A girl/woman who is falsely kind, yet is secretly a total bitch. Someone who you are probably obligated in some way to maintain a friendly relationship with but actually despise.

2. Verb
-To lock a cunt in a closet.

1. That girl I work with is a total closet cunt. She likes to act friendly but does things to make my life hell.

2. I found a cunt and locked that bitch in a closet.

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Cunt Nugget

A person that's a cunt and has the brain capacity of a nugget.

You short-sighted self-obsessed cunt nugget.

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cunt smeg

The crusty build up of filth after a week of sex with no shower.

Fuck my cunt is itchy from getting pounded all week. I really need a shower to wash this crusty build up of cunt smeg away.

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cunt-puncher

One that punches cunts, used in place of more overused insults like douche, asshole etc.

"Matt Deegan is such a cunt-puncher dude."

"I agree he really licks anus."

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Dizzy Cunt

A bitch ass ho that should be killed or run the fuck over by a truck for being such a cunt that you need to add a adjective before the word.

Example A. You get rear ended by a Dizzy Cunt who can not drive to save her life.

Example B. The Dizzy Cunt thinks your actually going to buy her a drink.

Example C. That fucking bitch ass whore spilled my drink, what a Dizzy Cunt.

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cunt punt

/n/ The proverbial description of the appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards.

/v/ To administer an appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards by swiftly and powerfully striking her vagina with your foot in an upward kicking motion of sufficient force and velocity to lift her off the ground.

"Did you hear about how Cali bumped uglies with her b.f.'s brother? She deserves the ol' cunt punt for that! Bitch!!"

"Are you still seeing Mike?"
"No. I stole his credit cards and ran up a total of $16,000 in charges on his ass. So he broke up with me after he gave me a badass cunt punt."
"Sounds like you had it coming, girl!"

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Cunted as Fuck

Cunted as Fuck is the state one gets in, usually during a night on the town, or at a housparty, or in some of our cases - whenever humanly possible.

Typically drug/drink induced.

"Fuck me, 'm cunted as fuck. Them eckies made my legs not work'"

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