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my fatass dad

my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong

my fatass dad

by taint washer May 24, 2023


Panther Dad

A play on the largely Chinese-American concept of Tiger Mom, a term coined by Yale Law School professor Amy Chua in her 2011 memoir "Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother". That term draws parallels to strict parenting styles typically enforced throughout households in East Asia, South Asia and Southeast Asia.

Panther Dad is a similar (albeit, intended to be a more relaxed version) of this concept, coined by an African-American YouTuber in 2020.

Matthew Knowles, Richard Williams, and (especially) T'Chaka are all examples of Panther Dads.

by mightyalwayz February 5, 2020


Vampire Dad

A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird

Jimmy: WOAH! IS THAT VAMPIRE DAD?!
Timmy: OMG!! IT IS!!!!

by Vampire Son's Friend February 1, 2022


Ur dad is fine

ur dad is fine fr

Person 1: Hey u know my dad?
person 2: Yeah. Ur dad is fine

by Chuuyas girlfriend November 28, 2022


Dad Rope

Euphemism for semen.

Damn son, did you see those huge dad ropes he shot on her back??

by Omniimpotent May 24, 2022


Jacks Dad

When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead

My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021


Jacks Dad

When you slip in the shower and your dad walks in but instead of helping you he Teabags you instead.

My mate took a tumble in the shower and hid dad pulled off a classic Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX. February 16, 2021