A person who looks like they are entirely made out of Dark chocolate, especially dark chocolate.
Now what were they called again..... Oh I know it! Those kind of people are called Dark Chocolate People!
It’s the most expensive platinum that’s really a deep dark Smokey /smoke or gray/grey color. So very rare. No matter how much is everywhere. All of it been found. What’s on sell is all there is. Treasure it always and value it and shape it into something beautiful.
I want to get this girl some of this expensive dark platinum but no girl love this color damn I want to show out for her.
Bastardized term of the dark souls games, also a reference to the demon's souls character the maiden in black whose primary design choice is having dirty black soles, a creatibe decision influenced by miyazaki's insatiable sex offenses of sniffing his female coworkers' shoes.
"Kyle please don't start with your dark soles lore dumping again for the love of God"
"DARK SOLES IS THE BEST HACK AND SLASH FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME!!1!"
when you fist a girl in her butthole and pull out a long piece of shit
me: dude i just gave amy a dark hand
freind: dude thats so fucking gross
The Dark Army is a term referring to all or a large group of black people. Although there isn't a white army or a Mexican Army, the Dark Army is the most powerful and should not be messed with. If you're not part of it, you can either support it or not support it, however, if you don't support it you will become an enemy.
Oh no, the Dark Army is going to jump us!
Who are those guys?
They're the Dark Army, of course!
I do not support the Dark Army.
You don't support black people???
A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.
"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."