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Is a crunchy food enjoyed by millions around the world. The meals origions are unknown but have been adopted by many countries adopted this easy to come by meal as thier national dish.
You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.
This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.
I asked him for a a crumb of bread but instead he generously gave me a whole crunchy sandwich de el Salv.
hispanic version of andrew tate
el temach: que onda wey
andrew tate: yo bro
El Payaso is the nickname people get even though if they’re going through tough times they always manage to smile or make other people smile or a dude named Angel Zuniga
n. - "el FUK AA"- a drink made exclusively of hard alcohol of any kind mixed with both tequila and bailey's. Most often drank from a handle of liquor that has been partially duct-taped and labeled "el fucka". The label usually also contains multiple expletives and if the owner is under 21, many crude remarks made towards the police.
This drink is easily recognizable due to it's large amount of congealed baileys and a strong noxious odor that escapes the bottle immediately when opened.
Max- "I don't remember what I drank last night. I woke up in the room of some guy on the fourth floor. I had vomited on his couch and peed in the corner of his room."
Mike- "That doesn't surprise me. We busted out a bottle of el fucka last night."
A young man who lived in a gangster controlled region of Mexico. His parents and all relatives died by cocaine sniffing challenges. He fought his way out of the ghetto and became a US Navy Seal. Basically a god. There can only be one.
That El Shorts has seen some stuff.