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Inspired by the ancient tradition of gerbiling (the stuffing of a small rodent into a rectum) this is by far the most titillating thing one might be able to say in order to test the water for deep penetrative exploration and/or root out your local zoophilist community. This is by far the most perfect name for your pet gerbil (or other small creature) that helps to keep things spicy down in the tunnels of love.
"Unleash El Chapo, so that way he can clear the way for the pipe I will be laying later."
"If you start acting up we are going to have to rename your pet rat, and call him El Chapo, for all the tunneling he's gonna be doing!"
Don't forget El Chapo's treats or he won't want to stop the play session."
Just like the Boss of El Jefe but with an extra F for “Fuck Yeah” as in a good boss who has your back.
We used to work for Erik who was an apple polisher, but now we work for Brandon, who always has our backs as a real El Jeffe.
The most effective tool to get rid of undesirable people from your digital and real life.
That British dude and his chick really pissed me off so I had no choice but to do an El Blocko on them.
El Snaggy is a nickname for a close mate. El Snaggy is usually a person who is quite short, the have blue eyes and an a ugly personality. The have quite good body definition and quite well defined chesticles however, they partake in quite alot of zesty activities. They take homiesexuality a step to far. They also contain a fairly AVERAGE sized penis. El Snaggy is the cutie patutie of the group and is a great mate at the end of the day.
Omg, El Snaggy you can't say that they too young.
A sex position, basically like doggy style but with the giving part hanging freely, holding on to a bar or branch.
Not the most rewarding but rather a fun physically challenging erotic experience.
He was too tired to perform the el Golzio last night
Is when you have intercourse with a woman that has her buttocks hanging off the bed/couch with her legs open and held back while you drop your pelvis repeatedly and forcefully onto hers for maximum penetration.
Your mom’s favorite sexual position is the Dirty Jor-El.