A term rapidly becoming mainstream (in the south east of England) to describe a young (usually immature) male who is obsessed with anal sex to the point that others suspect him of being homosexual. Such people often have a rather large collection of questionable hats which only adds to others' suspicions.
"I can't believe that all he wanted to do was stick it in my arse. He must be a right el gweiro!!"
"Any 'straight' man who likes bum fun more than cunny love MUST be an el gweiro"
1. An exclamation used to greet people who have just arrived at a party. Must be said in a bad spanish accent.
2. Shouted before taking shots/bringing in a tray of shots.
3. Used to tell people that the party is about to really get started, usually because someone awesome has just arrived that will light up the room and possibly do some crazy but hilarious stuff.
1. "Hey look, the girls have just arrived"
"El Poppo de Party!"
2. Walks in with a tray of shots
"El Poppo de Party! Shots round"
Another word for, Nonce, Shtinky, Bot, Trash. Typically associated with the IQ of a piece of dirt.
Look at that local El Hofadonk. Stay away from him.
a young broad who reeks of the sea
person 1: hey! who smells like fish?
Chad: i think is Parrish, she has a bad case of stankyeus el coochieus
You and your buddies go to a Mexican restaurant to eat and drink. After wards you get a to go box, then you and 6 buddies spit, puke and shoot snot rockets into the food! Mix it up and it is ready to serve to a dude you don't like!
Noah" Hey man El toros was off the chain last night"
Ian" I heard you gave stehr the El toro special"
Noah" Yep and he ate every last bite"
Ian" He told me what a pal you were for hooking him up with food last night"
Noah" What are friends for"
The alter ego that emerges when you have tipped over your limit of alcohol consumption.
El Smashio came out when I took that last Tequila shot.
A nighmare-ish beast that steals days and brings darkness to us all.
"Oh fuck, it's El Cumpleaños! He's gonna steal our days!?!"