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Halfway Friend

Someone who is only your friend when they want to be. They only come around if they need something from you, but if they don't need you for anything, they act like they don't know you.

Michael only wants to hang out with me because all his other friends are busy. I haven't talked to his ass in 5 years. He's a fucking Halfway Friend.

by DJ JR5 August 21, 2011

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Fake Friend

A fake friend is a person who acts like they are your friend, but then talk shit about you behind your back.

A fake friend would ditch you and leave you by yourself when you need them most.

Fake friends talk like your friend, but arenโ€™t.

by Henery Danger December 9, 2017

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holiday friends

friends with whom your entire social interaction is based on seeing them at special occasions.

I don't remember the last time I saw Jessica. I think it was on Fat Tuesday, or wait, was it on Memorial Day? Nah, maybe it was New Years? I'm not sure, maybe all of them, I guess we're holiday friends.

by Philosophistry February 21, 2010

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Knot Friends

When two friends cross arms at the elbows and exclaim to all surrounding, "Knot Friends!". Usually resulting in an awkward social confrontation.

Senya and Hoag are Knot Friends! We should probably not associate ourselves with them anymore.

by Hoagous September 9, 2007

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loose friend

What you call a friend when you arenโ€™t dating but are kinda talking

Oh yeah, you and your loose friend Rae

by Dead4Decades December 17, 2017

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Rent a Friend

A person who is really rich and has to buy their friends gifts in order to keep them. In other words they rent their friends and pay them in gifts to keep them.

She has no real friends since she buys them things to keep them. She probably calls 1-800-RNT-FRND to Rent a Friend.

by kuh-rissie December 21, 2008

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Best Friend

Someone who is always there for you and you can talk about all your problems with them and they understand. Also Who laughs at your jokes all the time and makes fun of you when something happens.

I fell on my ass and my Best Friend was there.
IDK if this is a good example!

by Jillybeangirl March 13, 2012

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