K-Job

When someone gives you head, under the influence of ketamine.

Man, I was at someone's house, and then Lea took me to the bathroom and gave me a k-job

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blum job

when a male is receiving filatio and at the climax of the session, the male ejaculates a bloody, spermy icing like mixture in the female's mouth.

Person #1: Did you hear why Vanessa broke up with Allen?

Person #2: Ya i heard he gave her a blum job

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saw-job

when a girl with braces gives a blow job but it cuts your dick

"A girl gave a saw-job last night hurt like a bitch"

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low job

Giving or receiving a blow job without finishing.

Josh: Hey man, did you score with Cara last night?
Matt: Kinda, she gave me a low job.
Josh: Awww, that sucks dude. I'm sorry.
Matt: Yeah but it was still more than you got.

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Church Job

The act of performing for a church or in a church. Usually signing or playing an instrument. The act does not need to be sexual but it is significantly more honorable if it is.

Matt Hill: "I got paid 200 dollars for a church job last Sunday"
Jason: "No way that's sexy!"

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shag job

an assignment to follow someone without being noticed; undertaken by private detectives

"No guy in his right mind wears a white suit on a shag job."
-Bradfort Gait, in The Dark Corner

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phil-job

When the user puts two chopsticks horizontal on both sides of "the shaft', held in place by a rubber band. Then proceed to roll up and down as if rolling out sugar cookie dough. To prevent chafing or irritation, use saliva as lubrication.

Dan: Hey, man where's my chopsticks?
Jaden: One sec, I'm giving myself a "phil-job".

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