A ‘Jordan’ is a male who seems friendly but is very slow/ stupid. It’s a male who is comfortable speaking to women but struggles to get any action as women can’t see past his friendly but dumb.
Ahh man you’re such a Jordan, you’re so slow
person: why is jordan licking his weenween again?
other person: furry
Jordan is a young handsome man that gets so much pussy he drowns.
Girl:” how tf is he and why he not in my draws yet? “
Her friend:” Jordan girl go in.”
a little bitch who can't get any bitches, so likes putting game controllers up his ass
did you hear about what jordan admitted?
yeah, jordan admitted to shoving controllers up his ass
a little bitch who can't get any bitches, so likes putting game controllers up his ass
did you hear about what jordan admitted?
yeah, jordan admitted to shoving controllers up his ass
a guy who is extremely obsessed with the Nintendo Gamecube and the unsatisfactory inability to shove it up his ass
Friend: Did you hear jordan complaining about the fact that he couldnt shove that gamecube up his ass?
you: yeah its really weird