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Cuntier than a lesbian porno

An overall disappointing experience

Geoff: ‘Did you have a punt on the weekend?’
Ash: ‘Yeah but I lost it all in the last leg.’
Geoff: ‘Ahh that’s no good.’
Ash: ‘Yeah. It was cuntier than a lesbian porno.’

by SquirrelNuts84 March 28, 2022

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Ur mum and dad are lesbian togeather

The is the worst insult know in existance. If anyone is heard saying it then their mum is ouctuple gay.

Paul: ur mum gay

Steve: no u

Paul: ur dad's a lesbian

Steve: ur mum and dad are lesbian togeather
Steve: (in shock he commits suicide)
Paul: (his mum is ouctuple gay)

by Sondog123 March 11, 2018

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alaskan lesbian chicken porn

A form of sex that involves two alaskan chicks ficking eachother with a ice cone shaped as a dildo! This helps one ascend humanity and eventyally transcend into an evolution into a chicken.

P1:Hey NiBBa what's up!

P2:Nothing much, just watching some ALASKAN LESBIAN CHICKEN PORN!
P1:Damn, I've heard of that thing! Are they evolving?

by Dildancho Faggotini December 10, 2017

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Ur mom gay ur dad lesbian

Two insult that are so damaging that it can end your career and kill a man

Person 1:I can never be offended
Person 2:ur mom gay ur dad lesbian
Person 1: dies

by Unnamed personally April 12, 2019


Racist Lesbian Female Liker.

A lesbian that does not like people of other races

Female 1: Damn I really love how she looks unfortunately she's b-

Female 2: Wow, You're such a Racist Lesbian Female Liker.

by Elitedolphin January 1, 2022

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screw you guys im king lesbian

when your local kwel jewish friend is in love with his lesbian teacher but yet doesnt know what lesbain means so---

Kyle "screw you guys im KING lesbian"

by YourNewFather November 19, 2021


Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

Used in order to emphasise the amount in which one sweats.

It's too hot today! I'm Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

by Poon Muffin Whisker Biscuit May 8, 2008

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