Random
Source Code
Random
He has been seen around the Ole Miss campus multiple times impressing people with various types of magic that will make your bend to the point of no return. The best thing about him is his mustache and how he can disappear and reappear a card from no where.
OMG, The Magic Man does CRAZY magic tricks!!!
Mixing green pre-workout with vodka.
Heywood: How did Johnny double his PR in a week?
Jablowme: He took the Magic Grasshopper today.
When a saxophonist plays a solo with a lot of high notes, or when the palm is used to stimulate the clitoris (whilst giving cunnilingus).
1: You should've come to the jazz club last night! My boyfriend, the saxophonist, played some palm magic during the ballad, then we went back to my place and he gave me some palm magic.
2: Oh hell yeah
when your balls are so big they hit eachother like two bells (i definitely didnt make that up)
guy 1: dude i cant jump rn
guy 2: why
guy 1: my magic bells keep clapping together
guy 2: nahhh 💀
Basic Magic: A phrase relating to elementary, stereotypical magical forces in fantasy media. This magic has no rules, limitations, origins or explanation.
Example in writing: Jane reached her hand around the knob and whispered, “Open sesame.”
The deadbolt slid back and like that she was in the KFC.
-totallyrealterms.com
"What kind of magic is in your story?"
"You know, just basic magic. Spells and stuff. And girl stomping another chick in a bear suit."