Magically spontaneous

The difference between a cream-pie and a facial

I’m about to be magically spontaneous watch this...

magic mic

a mic-shaped vibrator

guy: go get the magic mic.

Marriott magic

Black magic you use to make girls want to fuck your brains out

Brandon: Why is she on you so much?
Xavier: WYM???
Brandon: She said she want you to plug her outlet
Pheonix: He used that Marriott magic on her👌

Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

UwU Magic

Thank you RAWR UwU xD
OwO Meow
OwO Nya
OwU Neko
OwU-Chan
TeeHee UwU
UwO Ehe~
Kawaii~~

Youtube Superchat:
Merry Christmas
I know you won't say it Nerissa
But would Aradia read the UwU magic as one more Christmas gift?
Aradia: *continues to read the UwU Magic out loud*

Magic Ben

Doing the magic mike and then busting everywhere

I just watched a man hit the Magic Ben

magical connection

the connection betweens lovers to express extreme liking. and or explanation why they are compatible

Ian- Why do I like you so much?
Jazmine- Its just the magical connection.