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Matthew is a nice boy, a little on the chubby side but will always be there to deal drugs (donuts) with you. However, this "nice boy" schtick wasn't around roughly 13 years ago... At. His. Horrific. Birth! His huge head erupted from the womb of his homosexual mother more petrifying than Mt. Vesuvius. However now, most Matthews just farm potatoes and eat water. They are also generally a little on the gay side. --is known for having a "tube shark" fetish--
Joshi: Wtf Matthew!? Stop drawing tube shark nudes!!
Matthew: *pulls out meat scepter?*
Matthew is gay
Person 1 :Hey look its Matthew
Person 2 : Ew hes gay
is very good guy plays fortnite and some girl named ashley likes him matthew is very fast and has over 50 wins he is very cool so ladies go crazy
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A boy’s name, Matthew is nice to some kids, but a real bully. The last time he took a cruise, we had the Lituya Bay Tsunami. Last time he exhaled, we had a hurricane.
Man, that Matthew must weigh 40 tons.
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Bob: I was getting bullied by a fat kid.
Oliver: It must be a Matthew.
Big baddie who gets all the bitches
I wish I was a Matthew, he gets all the girls!
Matthew means gift from god, usually a matthew is a sweet and caring guy, he will be very clever and good at handyman tasks. Matthews of this type usually only ever love one person, and always will, till their dieing day. Matthews can get very emotional and find it hard to express their feelings, matthews love music and lifting weights.
Oh look at that matthew over there, he's very handsome and obviously more attractive than anyone named Molly.