Selfie Ninja

,A person who takes a picture of a person taking a selfie. They can be anywhere when someone is taking a selfie. The person taking the selfie has no idea that they are being photographed by the ninja. This is not a photobomb---the ninja is not in the selfie, so position is key.

"Hey man, check out the hot piece of ace! Whoa, she's taking alot of selfies! I'll stand right here so she won't see me and take some pictures ! "

"Stand over there so she won't see you. You can be a selfie ninja! "

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Ninja Moment

1.when one's reactions are unusually fast, like that of a ninja's.

2. when one seems to appear out of nowhere, often "appearing" in the middle of a conversation between two other individuals.

1.*drops phone and catches it in mid air*
Bob: "DUUDEE! nice catch!"
Jimmy: "i know,that was a total ninja moment."

2. Ellie: "...that test was really difficult! I left loads of questions out!"
Sophie: "i left out about five questions."
Emily: "i left out three"
Ellie: "woah! emily, where did you come from!"
Sophie: "ninja moment."

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poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.

Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.

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ninja nips

When you discreetly breast feed in public

"Did you see those ninja nips?"

"No. Because they were ninja nips."

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Ninja Snap

The act of pretending to text whilst secretly attempting to take a hilarious picture of another student or teacher, resulting in a long period of outrageous laughing between you and your colleagues.

Dude 1: Oh my god, dude, did you see this pic I got of Charlotte?

Dude 2: HAHA! You ninja snapped her to hell!

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Dancing Ninja

A mysterious 8-bit ninja who dances to "Harder , Better, Faster, Stronger" by Daft Punk.

Hey, dude, check out this video of the Dancing Ninja that I found on Youtube.

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ninja orgasm

When a sex partner shows no indication that orgasm is imminent to sneak one by or prevent the other from stopping just prior to orgasm.

My girlfriend totally pulled a ninja orgasm on me, she came twice when I thought I was still working on the first one.

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