3/5 compromise

the purchasing of 3 fifths of vodka and housing them between a small group of people

Kid 1: Bro i heard there is a huge party at sloppy's tonight im trying to get shitted on...
Kid 2: trying to put the 3/5 compromise in motion
Kid 1: FUCK YES

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Category 5 tokenization

A character of multiple minority status and/or gender-swapped qualities that takes on the name(s) and perceived reputation of an original character.

"A black female taking on the name and suit of the tokenized Captain America, Sam Wilson Cap?"
"It's a mantle! Mantle! Mantle!"
"No, it's category 5 tokenization"

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5 year old

One who is very annoying

Swim: You’re such a 5 year old.
Bob: Uh, no, your an idiot
Swim: Please learn some grammar.

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5 Session Rule

A common knowledge webcam rule stating that it's okay for straight guys to jerk off with each other on cam as long as it doesn't exceed 5 sessions. If it exceeds 5 sessions, then they are gay. Derived from the "5 second rule".

Hey bro we can only do this one more time and then its back to x-box. 5 session rule.

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jurassic 5

not that great. very repetitive. i went to see them. wasnt that good, the ticket was free.

playground tactics, a rabbit in a hatrick......whatever

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Mambo #5

The step before having any form of intercourse. Usually involved when a girl and a guy have a really intense make out session that involves the illusion of your body becoming one and the illusion of a mambo dance.

E: So how was last night with Mike? ;)

G:lets just say we mamboed #5 all night long!

E: dam girl! so whats the next step tangoing...?

Also used: Mambo #5, M5, mamboing5

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5 second rule

applies to how long a food that has been dropped on the ground is edible.

don't touch it, mario dropped that a minute ago! hey, dude, 5 second rule.

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