Light beer

Light beer is not a drink but simply a way of life. If I'm not investing in my 401k or being very studious at the local campus library I'm crack a cold one with the boys. One does not simply show up to a pregame empty handed let alone light beers. Light beers give us the courage and motivation to Pursue our aspirations at a party. #freemchebes

Bro did you see Matt at that party ?
Yeah bro he was crushing those light beers kid defiantly pipes

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beer goggles

a female that is completely hideous, but lots better the drunker you get... she becomes beer goggles at the state where you are so drunk you actually want to fuck her

this girl was way fine, but when i woke up next to her the next morning i realized that she was just beergoggles.

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beer sniper

The act upon where one is far too intoxicated to maintain a set position on a bar stool or similar object and subsequently appears to have been shot by a silent assassin as they hit the floor. Can normally be accompanied with crys of owch..

Tahh says "Man I wish I'd not mixed my drinks earlier"
Matt says "But you will insist"
Tahh says nothing
Matt turns round and can't see Tahh till he looks down and realises that the beer sniper has claimed yet another victim..

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beer coach

someone with enough confidence in their alcohol-binging ability that every time they drink, they wake up the next morning with no recollection of the last few hours of their evening. Most often used as a title.

"Dude, what happened after 1 o'clock last night? I don't remember shit."

"Yeah, you were a real beer coach last night"

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beer money

money that one persons goes aroung asking for ussually collects about 60-70 bucks
but only brings back two measley 30 packs keeping 40 to himself hen resells them for
a buck each gion home with a bill,
(fuck what a genius i think im going to do that next week)

hey! who has end on beer money

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Beer Garden

A person's anus/rear end.

1)"What are you doing tonight, John?"
"Going out for a drink with the missus, hope to end up in the beer garden"
2) I took my girlfriend in the beer garden last night

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Beer Pong

Mistitled drinking game.

See "Beirut"

"Beer Pong? You obviously mean beirut, right?"

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