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Ring nudger

One of those annoying boyfriends who 'accidentally' slips out during a spot of doggy. He then pretends he's having trouble finding the right spot to put it back in and nudges the back door repeatedly until you either slam it closed or grudgingly acquiesce.

I like Frank/Dave/Reginald, if only he wasn't such a persistent ring nudger...

by Dan G Erous August 29, 2016


plastic rings

noun. usually a clear plastic used to combine six (6) aluminum drinking cans by the top. extremely useful yet commonly overlooked for having any value. also has a negative aspect related to littering, which threatens the environment (fish, small animals, ect.)

bro 1: yo hand me that six pack
bro 2: here bro 1 (grabs six pack by plastic rings and passes the six pack to bro 1)
bro 1: thanks bro 2

by bro 3 February 21, 2011


three ring circus

The American political system.

We'll never get that bill through the three ring circus as long as Congress and the President disagrees!

by bacodetaco January 24, 2024


knows ring

Bitch who thinks she knows it all because of all the bugs she got gathering on her ma f* cking nose ring.
Has a lot to say, makes them think it's all true.

"Officer Trevor, we need your report on The Aboveground SlaveStay."
O.T. : " Oh,...I didn't bother writing it down, I googled her name....no knows ring."

by NoSenseSickle 🥒is that pickle December 13, 2023


Pedophile Ring

When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.

My kids are in a pedophile ring. Where the fuck are they??

by Alex phoenix February 7, 2024


Midwestern Ring of Fire

The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.

Did you see how Tony pulled off that Midwestern Ring of Fire last night? Crazy bro...

by batfucker69 October 18, 2023


Ringing it

When your dick is so scared, it retreats to a point that it looks like a condom ring.

Dude, that chick was so scary, I was ringing it!

by Spindoctor78 January 22, 2022