road rules

Something that applies to everyone but yourself

Police: Excuse me Sir/Madam, but you weren't following the road rules
Driver: The what-who?

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rule #9

there is no rule #8

rule #9 is there is no rule #8

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SFD Rule

you just look at the fraction and thats your answer

math test:
derivative of sin2x/sin3x = ?

kid 1: i dont want to show the work for this
kid 2: just use the SFD Rule
kid 1: oh! its just 2/3!

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Rule 37

There is a minecraft mod of everything thought of ever

“Don’t get me wrong, wet beacons in minecraft would be dope”

“Rule 37, my guy, just google it”

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road rules

Rules of the road baby

We must adhere to the road rules

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Rule 22

Quote from Peter Anspach's Evil Overlord List "22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head."

Villain. "At last unlimted power is mine now witness me as I become a god"
Hero. "No stop you'll violate Rule 22 it's to much even for you"
Villain. " Yes this is it, I can feel my body overflowing with power its incredi" head explodes

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The golden rule

Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.

That botch forgot the golden rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad

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