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When a guy cums in a girls fishy smelling pussy and then eats her out.
Omg, I got so drunk last night i gave that stripper a Tuna Cum Sandwich!!!!!!!!
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n. The act of three or more girls performing a blowjob on the same penis simultaneously.
Usage note: Often the third girl and all thereafter are temporarily given names of common sandwich meats, such as ham and salami, until the blowjob is complete. These are usually capitalized in formal use.
His blowjob club sandwich became very crowded when the Ham and Salami joined in; to make things a little more fluid, he supplied some mayonnaise himself.
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First you get cat - then you get some poop. Two pieces of bread - and ice cream scoop. Put the bread on down and then the cat - add two scoops of poop...how ‘bout that. You got a cat poop sandwich. -Jason Adam, 2017
Barry: the water heater broke and a pipe burst, flooded the whole basement!
Harriet: man...cat poop sandwich
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A request by an impolite hungry person
"MAKE ME A SANDWICH!"-mr. cockface
"Make it yourself ."-mr. boobhead
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Getting hit in the back of the skull by a cast iron skillet
"I was a little skeptical at first but he offered to make me a grilled jizz sandwich."
"Isn't that where you get a cast iron skillet to the back of the skull?"
"Yeah to the back if the freaking skull!"
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The lunch of choice for many Australian children (and adults, for that matter). Often found in school lunchboxes. Cheese used is usually Kraft Cheddar or Coon Tasty.
Referenced in the popular Australian song "Down Under" by Men At Work.
"What have you got for lunch today?"
"Cheese and vegemite sandwich again, mmm"
"Sweet!"
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When a women leaves her used Maxi pad on top of a trash can (usually in a bathroom) for everyone to see.
Clem saw an open faced sandwich in Cecile's bathroom trash can today, vomiting ensued quickly thereafter.
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