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November 1st is slap short kids day.
AYO tryone why did you slap demetruis demacrus tha 3rd you didn't know today's november 1st slap short kids day.
You will need, three cans of beans, one container of Canadian maple syrup and a female,midget the shorter the better. Have the female eat all three cans of beans then wait for the usually undesired effect. Once she starts have her get naked and do a head stand, knees down towards the chest and she is to hold her butt cheeks apart. As a side note you might want to brace her against a pice of furnature or some thing? You pour the maple syrup onto her butt hole and when she passes wind you stab the bubbles back into her butt with your penis.
Dude, we were thinking about going out for brunch this morning , but your sister decided on giving us a Canadian short stack at home instead.
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a rock hard (muscled) short person
happy birthday, short rock! you're such a beast!!! i love you!!!
A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
Youtube Short form content designed to either lure a viewer into the comments while the video is not paused or has an image to read while the video is unpaused for massive viewer intake.
"This video is very short and has a funny meme on the screen, This must be a View Farming Short!"
Shorts that aren’t exactly booty shorts cuz the cheeks don’t stick out.
ALL genders can rock the Shiki shorts, you just gotta put your mind to it!!
Man, those shiki shorts look really good on Bobby!!!
a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.
ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.
ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)
ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.